Healthcare

How it should be.

Caldo de Pescado

I know what I'm ordering.

Hurry up and buy!

Inquiring minds want to know!

Proud to be an Amercan...

I'll take two, please.

What? There's really $50 on the giftcard? Fuck it, give me three.

It keeps my hair lookin' nice.

Hey, fatty.

I Know Why the Caged Bread Sings

Thought it was full of doritos at first, but it's actually all kinds of bread. Just as weird, but somehow, not as exciting.

Thizz Face?

Forg?

Ain't dat da troof?!

???

It would be funny if it was spelled "Cock-asian," but...this is just retarded.

$1.00

(Click the picture to read the sign)

You can just eat around the mold, I guess.

Princess Poop Diaries

My name is Ethaniel. Crossing my legs this way does not hurt my penis or testicles because I have a vagina.